every single villain with minions would be utterly fucked if the heroes just introduced them to the concept of workers’ unions
While that Shrek scene is one of the best, I do feel some villains would survive the unionizing. Gru, for one, would have been fine even as a bad guy since he was still a good boss. Megamind would absolutely let Minion unionize, even if the union was just Minion.
Roxanne: A union?
Megamind: Yes, we’re very forward-thinking in this organization - very cognizant of workers’ rights.
Roxanne: But the point of a union is collective bargaining, and Minion is-
Megamind: Look, I weighed the costs and benefits, and if you want to have a three-hour debate about this, you do it.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s backup dancers are canonically unionized iirc
In photographs, she looks like a scout leader about to ask if you’ve had anything to eat today. It takes a moment to see that often, just out of focus, her fingers are holding a joint and her vest is covered in risque pins, including an embroidered cannabis leaf.
Mary Jane Rathbun, jailed thrice and the reason for California’s groundbreaking action on medical cannabis, was better known as Brownie Mary, the patron saint of AIDS patients. More than twenty years after her death, it’s not hard to understand why this grandmotherly figure remains one of San Francisco’s most beloved activists.
She’s been called the Florence Nightingale of HIV/AIDS. She was famous for bringing her magic brownies to gay men and others suffering from wasting syndrome, a name for the deleterious effects on appetite caused by the stigmatized retrovirus.
Much like Nightingale’s work on hygiene and compassionate care, Brownie Mary’s legacy lives on in the recipes and procedures still used today in medicinal edible production.
Rathbun’s illicit distribution began in the early 1970s, when she was in her early 50s, while she worked at an IHOP in the Castro, 37 years before government-approved research finally proved that her hypothesis about distributing ingestible cannabis to AIDS patients was worth investigating. (Read more at link)
i could never be in the army what if my stomach hurt
what if my stomach hurt and they made us run around. i would kill myself
Can’t even, but here goes. First please for god and country never join up. Second after the first three hundred push ups and three hundred sit ups on the first day you will forget about your tummy. Third stop swallowing after sucking off your bed bunky and the sour tummy wont happen to begin with let him nut in your ass like a sailor.
thank you for your service
i’ve seen this reposted everywhere from ifunny to reddit to tiktok and they never include the best part. let him nut in your ass like a sailor 🫡
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